I dodged a trip to the emergency room today... by squirting a bead out of my littlest's nose.
She was crying and telling me to "get it out!"
The other kids were telling me she had buggers in her nose.
I looked, didn't see anything, but got her to start blowing her nose... then I kind of squished it and out popped a bead.
I could tell by the way she was acting that she had stuck something up there...
I remember growing up... Little Dickie stuck a Pea up his nose and had to go to the emergency room.
little dicky is about 35 now... I haven't seen him in over 20 years... I don't think I would recognize him on the street... but you can bet your bottom dollar, that if our paths cross in such a way as to have me realize that he is "little dicky" anyone within ear shot is going to hear, "Hey, do you remember that time you stuck that pea up your nose and your parents had to take you to the emergency room?" HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Anyway, luckily, I dodge the ER... and the bead popped out. I'm 1/2 tempted, (only 1/2 way) to save the offending bead for her baby book... why fill up the book with her scholastic accomplishments, when I can fill it up with the near misses of the ER!
Have a great day!
P.S. Dr. Coll is now advising me to drop my laundry off at the local Fold 'N Wash and pay the $12.00 to have a week's worth of clothes cleaned and folded.... and quite frankly... between the Wash N Fold, the Shop Rite Online drive-up service and Dexter my vacuum... I'm starting to feel a bit pampered...
Today is Friday. Life is Good!
Slag Free for Me!
Have a great day!
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Any chances of a "Scary Hobo Clown" siting? I kinda miss that scary little guy!
Yours truly,
Idaho
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